- Stewart Sanderson: Dean, can I just talk to you for a quick sec.
- Dean Sanderson: No, we don't have time for quick secs.
- Dean Sanderson: My man E has been wronged. He needs to get something out of this. Make us an offer.
- Lizzie Sanderson: What are you guys thinking?
- Joel Zadak: What?
- Lizzie Sanderson: They've got us in a corner, babe.
- Joel Zadak: Fine. Tomorrow at school, I'll tell everyone how much fun I had here and I'll even say he's a solid hang.
- Ethan Sanderson: [whispers in Dean's ear] That sounds pretty fair.
- Dean Sanderson: No. We want pictures. From your private online accounts, posted, giving a piggyback ride. Hashtag "bestfriends," hashtag "teenlife."
- Joel Zadak: Hashtag "teenlife"?
- Dean Sanderson: What part... of "hashtag teenlife" do you not understand?
- Stewart Sanderson: No, this is a terrible idea. We should definitely settle. We will 100% lose the case.
- Todd: I feel like I'm in a Grinder episode right now.
- Dean Sanderson: Season 4, Episode 9; "Settle to the Metal". We learned something very important in that episode. The Grinder never settles.
- Dean Sanderson: Couldn't sleep.
- Stewart Sanderson: It's 8:30.
- Dean Sanderson: Man I like what you got here.
- Stewart Sanderson: Thank you Dean.
- Dean Sanderson: You got it all figured it out. You know, you always have. The kids are growing up so good and Debbie, man. Wow I forgot how rad she is. It's beautiful to see. It's beautiful. I have none it.
- Stewart Sanderson: Dean you are being a little dramatic.
- Dean Sanderson: Let's say you're in a restaurant and Noah Wyle is two tables down. You go into cardiac arrest, you don't think Noah Wyle could step in and help?
- Stewart Sanderson: Yes he could help, by calling a doctor, because he is an actor.
- Stewart Sanderson: So you're gonna go to law school?
- Dean Sanderson: I don't think I need that, with the show and all.
- Stewart Sanderson: Oh sure, acting on a TV show is the equivalent of going to law school, so why would you need that?
- Stewart Sanderson: Wait a second, let me just, this kid was using Ethan to get with my daughter, and your solution was to leverage her for his junior high school popularity?
- Dean Sanderson: The way you're saying that makes it sound worse.
- Stewart Sanderson: I said it the exact way you said it. I just repeated it back to you. You're hearing it for the first time, and it sounds terrible.