Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Look Who's Purging Now (2015)
Justin Roiland: Rick, Morty
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Quotes
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Summer : [answering space phone] Hello?
Rick : Hey, Summer, it's Grandpa. I need you to do me a favor.
Summer : I can barely hear you.
Jerry : Who is it?
Rick : Morty and I are on a planet that's purging. I need you to take down...
Summer : A plan that's what?
Rick : We're on a planet that's purging, Summer. Purging. We lost our car and my gun and we're in a purge.
Jerry : Ooh! Is it Taddy Mason?
Summer : Like the movie The Purge?
Rick : Yes, I-I need you to take...
Summer : That movie sucked.
Rick : [exasperated] Oh my god! Hold on.
[puts phone on speaker and sets it down]
Jerry : ...It's not Taddy Mason?
Summer : Dad! Who the fuck is Taddy Mason!
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Morty : Summer, we need you to take down this number, quit screwing around!
Jerry Smith : Morty? Are you alright?
Morty : [on the other end of the line] No!
Jerry Smith : Why are you with Taddy Mason?
Morty : Holy shit, Dad! Shut the fuck up!
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Rick : Hey, muchacho, does your planet have wiper fluid yet, or are you gonna freak out and start worshipping us?
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Morty : Hey, hey, Arthricia, um, maybe I could...
Arthricia : Yeah uh, I have a boyfriend.
Morty : Okay.
Arthricia : I'm not trying to be rude. I just... I don't want to lead you on.
Morty : I-I-I understand.
Arthricia : I mean, thank you SO much for helping end the festival, but I have a boyfriend, and, uh, he's just...
Morty : Okay, okay, you can stop saying it. I took it okay the first time, and now you're just, repeating stuff.
Arthricia : Oh, I'm sorry.
Morty : It's okay.
Arthricia : Oh, you're so sweet. I just... oh, but I can't.
Morty : Yeah, you're still doing it.
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Vendor : Of course, you'll be wanting to be gone from here by sundown.
Rick : Yeah, sure thing. Wait a minute. What? Why?
Vendor : Sundown is when the festival begins.
Morty : The festival?
Vendor : Ooh, well, for millennia, our society has been free of crime and war, living in perfect peace.
Rick : Oh, I know what this is! You've been able to sustain world peace because you have one night a year where you all run around robbing and murdering each other without consequence.
Vendor : That's right.
Morty : What?
Rick : It's like "The Purge", Morty. That movie "The Purge"?
Vendor : Oh, have you been here before?
Rick : No, no, but I've been to a few planets with the same gimmick. You know, sometimes it's called The Cleansing or The Red Time. There was this one world that called it just Murder Night.
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Rick : Morty, I don't want to be the 'a little help' guy, but, a little help!
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Morty : Fuck that Rick, we gotta kill her, kill her, kill her.
Rick : Wow... Jeez, Morty purge it down a little.
Morty : Purge, don't purge. You're sending me mixed messages Rick.
Rick : Morty
[Burb]
Rick : you're acting like a
[Burp]
Rick : friggin lunatic, calm down.
Morty : Screw you Rick, i'll purge you too you old brickety piece of crap. This has been a long time coming, i'm gonna rip your fucking guts out and smear them all over your face. I ain't takin no sh...
[Morty gets zapped by Rick]
Morty : .
