The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
I Carry Your Heart with Me (2015)
Teressa Liane: Mary Louise
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Quotes
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Nora Hildegard : I'm getting hungry. Is it death o'clock yet?
Mary Louise : We still have thirteen minutes.
Nora Hildegard : [as they pass Caroline, spots flyer] What's this?
Caroline Forbes : Oh, nothing. It's some... silly Heaven and Hell ball. Stefan invited me, but I don't know.
[shrugs]
Caroline Forbes : These days, Halloween just seems like an excuse to get drunk and show skin.
[knowing smile at the impact on those two]
Caroline Forbes : Sorry, no Heretics allowed. Halloween's only for people who dress *up* as psychopaths.
Mary Louise : As if we'd want to drink cheap beer out of plastic and then brag about it all over the Internet.
Nora Hildegard : [with sarcasm] And you'd even know how to do that.
[to Caroline:]
Nora Hildegard : We're going! To your college party.
Caroline Forbes : Oh! Okay.
[chuckles, adding with patronising tone:]
Caroline Forbes : Good luck with that.
[walks away]
Nora Hildegard : What's that supposed to mean?
Caroline Forbes : Nothing! No, you two will fit in just fine. I mean, seriously, you guys have nothing to feel self-conscious about.
[turns to leave]
Mary Louise : Did I say you could leave?
Caroline Forbes : [secretly smiling by herself, then turns around] What do you want?
[of course they need fashion advice]
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Caroline Forbes : [Mary Louise is wearing red dress] I see you found a dress. From my closet.
Mary Louise : I haven't been to a party since New Year's, 1892. Be honest. Will I make a proper modern devil?
Caroline Forbes : [scans her] Shouldn't be too much of a stretch.
[chuckles, then to herself:]
Caroline Forbes : Unlike the hips of that dress.
Mary Louise : Would you prefer I chose a different one and dyed it with your blood?
Caroline Forbes : Look... I gave you an outfit. Now it's your turn. Siphon off this annoying anti-vampire spell.
Mary Louise : Aw. Are you prohibited from showing physical affection for your significant other? Try being gay in nineteen hundred.
Caroline Forbes : Oh, what do you care about some silly spell? You don't even like Valerie.
Mary Louise : You're right. I don't. I've had to endure two lifetimes with that conniving shrew. And I've learned that when it comes to Val, you don't get on her bad side.
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Mary Louise : Is this how relationships work in the modern era? Everybody's peddling their flesh like a street bazaar? Because bloody Nora seems quite interested in the browsing.
Stefan Salvatore : You know, these days they have a wonderful thing called a... therapist.
Mary Louise : How old do you think I am? I can think of nothing more futile than prattling on about one's emotions. As if I can prevent Nora from... drifting away if I only find the right words.
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Bartender : Girls, what can I get you?
Mary Louise : A Bijou for me, and a Creme Yvette for my little flower here.
Bartender : [chuckles] I'm sorry, I have no idea what that is.
Nora Hildegard : A gin martini and a Sex On The Beach.
Bartender : Got you.
[looks at their costumes]
Bartender : So, let me guess,
[looks at Mary Louise:]
Bartender : old-fashioned devil and...
[clearly flirting with Nora:]
Bartender : slutty angel. I love it.
Mary Louise : [offended by the competition] Beg your pardon?
Nora Hildegard : Thanks. It's coupled together with stuff I found on Pinterest.
Bartender : Oh, my God, Pinterest. I love Pinterest. I get half my recipes from it.
Nora Hildegard : I'm obsessed.
Bartender : *Obsessed.*
[both giggle, but Mary Louise feels excluded]
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Nora Hildegard : Why are you smiling?
Mary Louise : Can't help it. You're adorable.
[Nora smiles, and they kiss]
Nora Hildegard : I'm sorry. You were right to worry.
Mary Louise : No. I'm sorry. We've been on our own. Scorned, abused, imprisoned for so long. I've forgotten this world is meant to be enjoyed, not feared. Help me to remember that.
[Nora smiles, and they're close together on the dance floor]
Nora Hildegard : We should get back to Mystic Falls.
Mary Louise : We've spent an entire lifetime there. The night is ours.
[they dance]