The Goldbergs (TV Series)
A Chorus Lie (2015)
Troy Gentile: Barry Goldberg
Quotes
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Erica Goldberg : How is it my fault every boy in our school is an unbearable moron?
Lainey Lewis : And that's another thing. You have to stop calling everyone a moron.
Murray Goldberg : Morons! You're being too loud. Go find another house to stupid up.
Barry Goldberg : Oh, my God! You've become just like dad. Way to go, Mur-man. Years of calling everyone on the planet a moron has poisoned your daughter's lovelife and left her cold and alone.
Murray Goldberg : So you're saying I've raised a daughter who won't go out with dumbass high school boys? I think I've done my job.
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Geoff Schwartz : If you have anyone to take you to homecoming, I can drop my foxy lady...
Barry Goldberg : Dude, your foxy lady is your cousin.
Geoff Schwartz : Second cousin, comepletely different bloodline. But we're not doing stuff because she looks like me with a perm.