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More dribble than Golden
Clearly aimed at the lowliest of porn fans, who somehow want to believe that a Golden Shower (or recycling of Evian) is actually some mysterious "female ejaculation", this lousy Bluebird release has a lengthy running time but little effort applied by the anonymous director & crew. The actresses are not the problem, merely the garbage they signed up to appear in.
Breast in show is clearly Charley Chase, her big naturals offering some diversion from the general dullness. Opening highlights sequence features some stock shots of Niagara Falls (or perhaps Victoria Falls for anyone who cares) to get the viewer into the proper mood, not unlike letting the tap run a bit to stimulate one's flow of urination.
The gals' actual urination on screen is hardly of the gushing variety - the only interesting moment, perhaps, when lead-off jail-bait Nicole Ray lets fly while Pike Nelson's cock remains firmly in her pussy, something of a natural special effect. After his money shot, she comments: "I think you squirted more than I did", typical of the video's utter mindlessness.
Brief interviews are included by most of the girls, which should have been relegated to a DVD Bonus section. Nicole's scene is shot in the same bedroom with even the same decorations and paintings sketches hanging on the walls as cute Kaci Starr's vignette directly following, typical of a slapdash production.
Breast in show is clearly Charley Chase, her big naturals offering some diversion from the general dullness. Opening highlights sequence features some stock shots of Niagara Falls (or perhaps Victoria Falls for anyone who cares) to get the viewer into the proper mood, not unlike letting the tap run a bit to stimulate one's flow of urination.
The gals' actual urination on screen is hardly of the gushing variety - the only interesting moment, perhaps, when lead-off jail-bait Nicole Ray lets fly while Pike Nelson's cock remains firmly in her pussy, something of a natural special effect. After his money shot, she comments: "I think you squirted more than I did", typical of the video's utter mindlessness.
Brief interviews are included by most of the girls, which should have been relegated to a DVD Bonus section. Nicole's scene is shot in the same bedroom with even the same decorations and paintings sketches hanging on the walls as cute Kaci Starr's vignette directly following, typical of a slapdash production.
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- lor_
- Feb 26, 2017
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