- Caroline Channing: I just got a 20 dollar tip on a 10 dollar check. I may be the greatest waitress ever, and strangely, that doesn't make me want to die.
- Max Black: You're finally getting the hang of a job you've had for years. Is your last name Obama?
- Caroline Channing: [Caroline gasps] Another big tip. I think it's my smile.
- [Caroline then bends over and we see her pink panties]
- Max Black: Well, something's smiling.