Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Conquest of the Commercials (2015)

Don Bluth: Don Bluth

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [criticizing Don Bluth's film "A Troll In Central Park"]  I know what you're thinking, "Aren't I being a little too hard on an animation legend?" Well, if he has a problem with it, he can tell me himself!

  [the TV channel then changes to show Don Bluth himself, staring silently at the Critic, who is surprised beyond belief] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Don Bluth?

  [Bluth remains silent while the Critic becomes overjoyed] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, my God! I AM THE BIGGEST FAN EVER! Oh my God! Don Bluth's looking at me right now! "Secret of NIMH" is one of my favorite all-time movies! Holy shit! "American Tail", where he's just like, "I'll never find my parents!" Mother right there! Look to the fucking left! "Land Before Time", oh my God! Before George Lucas was a swear word, that was, like, the most unbelievable thing! You're like, "I want a kick-ass movie about dinosaurs!" YOU ARE AMAZING! And what are you doing right now?

  Don Bluth : Just waiting. I want to see what you're gonna do.

  Nostalgia Critic : What?

  [Bluth resumes being silent and looking at the Critic] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, I see. Because I made fun of some of your work in the past, you're giving me the silent treatment, huh? Okay, all right. I'm not gonna be intimidated by a film giant like you. You gonna give me the silent treatment? I'm gonna give you the exact same thing back.

  [the Critic and Bluth stare silently at each other briefly, but then the Critic becomes nervous] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Knock, knock.

  [Bluth remains silent] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, come on, it's the law. You have to say "Who's there?"

  [Bluth remains silent] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Knock, knock. Who's there? Yugo. Yugo who? Yugo BYE-BYE!

  [changes the channel]