2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Escape Room (2015)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

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• Caroline Channing : Max, I've never been this close to your butt before and it's spectacular. What's your secret?

  Max Black : I'm 27.

• Max Black : If the group of us could work together to solve a problem, you'd be back in Korea.

• Max Black : Caroline reads everything. She read the entire iTunes user agreement before she bought Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money."

  Caroline Channing : Wish I'd read the fine print when I agreed to be your roommate. Turns out, bitch do have my money

• Randy : Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big; Michael J. Fox's is small; the Pope has one but doesn't use it; Madonna doesn't have one at all.

  Oleg : Dongs. The answer is dongs.

  Sophie Kachinsky : C'mon, Oleg, I mean, nobody can say for sure that Madonna doesn't have one.

  Max Black : Dongs aren't the answer to everything. I used to think that. You know where that got me? Pennsylvania, with no car.

  Caroline Channing : Schwarzenegger's is big, Schwarzenegger's is big; Fox's is small. It's last names. The pope doesn't use his. Madonna doesn't have one at all. That's it.

  Randy : Correctamundo!

  [laughs] 

  Randy : With your brain power, you'll be out of here in under an hour.

  Caroline Channing : Well, thanks. But if I was that smart, I wouldn't have spent the last four years getting ripped off by my roommate.

• Oleg : I need all the energy I can get. Sophie and I are doing it round the clock. She wants a baby so bad, she even got an ovulation app on her phone.

  Caroline Channing : Sophie's phone has a fertility app? My phone's so old,it can't get pregnant.

  Oleg : Tells us when she's most fertile. Actually, a little cartoon monkey tells us.

  Max Black : What's his name? Overly-curious George?

• Sophie Kachinsky : Okay, Oleg. Drop your pants. The monkey wants his banana.

  Max Black : Caroline, if I have to see Oleg so much as honk one of her boobs, I'm gonna lose it.

  Caroline Channing : [in Irish accent]  I would help you and be your heaven-sent, but you screwed me on the rent.