2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Escape Room (2015)

John Milhiser: Randy

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• Randy : Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big; Michael J. Fox's is small; the Pope has one but doesn't use it; Madonna doesn't have one at all.

  Oleg : Dongs. The answer is dongs.

  Sophie Kachinsky : C'mon, Oleg, I mean, nobody can say for sure that Madonna doesn't have one.

  Max Black : Dongs aren't the answer to everything. I used to think that. You know where that got me? Pennsylvania, with no car.

  Caroline Channing : Schwarzenegger's is big, Schwarzenegger's is big; Fox's is small. It's last names. The pope doesn't use his. Madonna doesn't have one at all. That's it.

  Randy : Correctamundo!

  [laughs] 

  Randy : With your brain power, you'll be out of here in under an hour.

  Caroline Channing : Well, thanks. But if I was that smart, I wouldn't have spent the last four years getting ripped off by my roommate.