- Jason: If I need a wife and kid... yeah, if I need to fuck a woman... or a man... you know what, or a fucking apricot for that matter, then that's what I do.
- Ade: I need some pussy, man. It's killin' me.
- Jason: We could get a girl, take it in turns, one on, one off.
- Ade: You know them girls hanging in the lobby?
- Jason: Yeah. One of them looked like your sister.
- Ade: Shut up!
- Jason: [holding out hands like grasping someone's waist during sex] Oh, Kenny!
- Ade: Danny and Leesy slipped them security guys some money to send them a couple of birds up.
- Jason: Did they?
- Ade: Yep, but Jojo reckons they're plants, though.
- Jason: What, like asparagus?
- Ade: No, like special agents, man. They want their home team to win, so they come here and have sex with us.
- Jason: Right. I'm enjoying THIS theory.
- Ade: Because, when you cum, that's your energy gone. Everyone knows that.