Super Android 13 Abridged (2015 TV Movie)
Nick Landis: Krillin, Master Roshi, Vegeta, Piccolo
Quotes
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Android 18 : Did you build a ginger Android? Man, there's a Solus machine joke there, but that's beneath me.
Trunks : Wait, what?
Vegeta : So I'm sure that's THREE Androids you've missed? Do I hear four?
Trunks : No, no, no, no, no!
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Vegeta : [to Trunks] You are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment, aren't you?
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Vegeta : For thousands of years I have laid dormant, who has disturbed my...
Goku : Hey, best buddy!
Vegeta : ...Oh, it's you. Explain, idiot.
Trunks : No, no, no...
Goku : We found three more Androids!
Trunks : DA-HA-MIT!
Vegeta : Three whole Androids, huh, pretty sure that makes eight. Never letting the boy live this one down...
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Cell (Fetus) : I'm sure by now you're more than familiar with my father, Dr Gero!
Piccolo : Oh, goddamit...
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Trunks : [sees Dr Gero] What is that?
Piccolo : That's the Android.
Trunks : No, it's not.
Piccolo : Yes, it is.
Trunks : No, it's not!
Dr. Gero : Yes, I am!
Trunks : You stay out of this!
Tien : Wait, so you're saying that that's not the Android that kills us?
Trunks : No... I don't even...
Krillin : But you said two Androids, right?
Tien : And we've been fighting two.
Trunks : Yes, I said two, but that's not one of them!
Vegeta : Why didn't you tell us what they looked like then?
Trunks : I only ever met the two!
Vegeta : Well look at that, so did we! You fucking failure!
Trunks : Hold on a second!
Vegeta : You told us: two Androids, May 12th, 10 AM, South City!
Trunks : Well, five miles off, but...
Vegeta : And what happens? We waste our time on the wrong fucking Androids!
Trunks : Look, I was only ten months old at the time!
Vegeta : How about next time you come back to give someone a heads up, you give them a goddamn photo!
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Piccolo : Is it over?
Vegeta : Not 'til the fish jumps.
[Piccolo clears his throat. Vegeta clears his]
Piccolo : So... what were you doing in the Arctic?
Vegeta : What were YOU doing in the Arctic?
Piccolo : I don't have a place to live. What's your excuse?
Vegeta : Look, green man, if you must know, I was just trying to find a place where I can be alone for a little bit and have some "me time". Turns out the Arctic wasn't the best solution.
Piccolo : Yeah, it would, uh, seem that way.
Vegeta : Yeah. Yeah, it would.
Piccolo : So what do you do for fu-
[a fish jumps out of the water]
Fish : Fin!
[Title card saying "Fin" shows up]
Piccolo : Oh, I get it.
Vegeta : It's 'cause he's a fish.
