The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Defective Story or A Muffled Report/Leaky Lyrics or Bullwinkle Plugs a Song (1961)
Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Captain Peachfuzz, Mayor Fiorello LaPompano, James McNeill Whistler, Whistler's Mother, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Rocket J. Squirrel : [when everything starts shaking] Hey, what's happening, Mayor LaPompano?
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Oh, dear! We're having one our seaquakes!
Rocket J. Squirrel : Seaquakes? I've never heard of seaquakes.
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : You've heard of earthquakes, haven't you?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, and hotquakes, too.
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : A seaquake is an underwater earthquake!
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Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : A big dome covers our whole city. That's what keeps us warm and dry.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : It's sorta like a big sky.
Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but where does your light come from?
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Where else? From sunfish.
Captain Peachfuzz : And at night, I suppose it's covered with, uh...
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Starfish.
Captain Peachfuzz : Figures.
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Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Any enemy of Maybe Dick is a friend of mine.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, then, you ought to meet my pal, Rocky Squirrel.
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Love to, love to. Where is he?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, he's onboard our ship, the...
[looks out the porthole and sees Rocky swimming]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hiya, Rock. The Athabasco, where he... Rocky!
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : That's a squirrel?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : You ever see a fish with goggles?
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : No, but then I never saw a squirrel with goggles either.
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[after Maybe Dick swims by Submerbia]
Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Oh, I do hope the dome doesn't crack!
[the plastic dome on Submerbia suddenly gets a crack]
Bullwinkle J. Moose : You had to open your big gills.
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Mayor Fiorello LaPompano : Rocky, you're a squirrel of infinite mental rectitude.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : He's pretty smart, too.
