Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Brad Jones: Cinema Snob, Han Solo
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Quotes
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Han Solo : Leia, I saw our son.
Leia : Han, I know there's still good in him.
Han Solo : He just Jackson Pollock-ed a cantina with a bunch of Space Nazis. He's a little past grounding at this point.
Leia : Please promise me that you'll try and win him back. Promise.
Han Solo : All right. I'll try to win him back.
Leia : [Holds up insurance papers] Also can you fill out these insurance forms?
Han Solo : Okay.
Leia : [Holds up bank account statements] And close out these bank accounts.
Han Solo : All right.
Leia : [Hands Han a red shirt from Star Trek] Also wear this red shirt. I really think it screams you.
Han Solo : It's an Abrams movie. Why not?
Leia : [Jubilant] Oh, I know you could do it!
[Expression changes as she hugs Han. Ominous music plays in the background]
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Cinema Snob : [Opening lines; responding to Critic's Chewbacca screams in Harrison Ford's voice] I know your family's waiting.
[Critic does another Chewbacca scream; louder voice]
Cinema Snob : I know it's an important day!
[Critic does another Chewbacca scream]
Cinema Snob : For god's sakes, use your adult words!
Nostalgia Critic : [Normal voice] I'm sorry, Cinema Snob. It's just I'm so excited! It's the Star Wars Holiday Sequel. We're totally ret-conning the problems of the last one!
Cinema Snob : We're not going anywhere unless we outrun that giant slice of pizza!
Nostalgia Critic : Why don't you just jump to light speed? That's always the answer.
Cinema Snob : Oh, yeah. Why does it always take me so long to remember that?
[the Millennium Falcon goes to light speed]
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Rey : [Seeing that Han has a slightly disturbed expression on his face] Are you all right?
Han Solo : Anyone else getting "You're so dead" vibe just now?
Finn : Not really.
Rey : In fact, I'm getting more of a "two more movies" vibe to be honest.
Finn : Yeah, it's probably just you.
Han Solo : That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
