Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, Poe Dameron, Luke Skywalker, Stormtrooper

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Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : [Opening lines; responding to Critic's Chewbacca screams in Harrison Ford's voice]  I know your family's waiting.

  [Critic does another Chewbacca scream; louder voice] 

  Cinema Snob : I know it's an important day!

  [Critic does another Chewbacca scream] 

  Cinema Snob : For god's sakes, use your adult words!

  Nostalgia Critic : [Normal voice]  I'm sorry, Cinema Snob. It's just I'm so excited! It's the Star Wars Holiday Sequel. We're totally ret-conning the problems of the last one!

  Cinema Snob : We're not going anywhere unless we outrun that giant slice of pizza!

  Nostalgia Critic : Why don't you just jump to light speed? That's always the answer.

  Cinema Snob : Oh, yeah. Why does it always take me so long to remember that?

  [the Millennium Falcon goes to light speed] 

• Nostalgia Critic : [In regards to the design of Supreme Leader Snoke]  Remember that cheap-ass alien from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? He's your Emperor now!