- Han Solo: Leia, I saw our son.
- Leia: Han, I know there's still good in him.
- Han Solo: He just Jackson Pollock-ed a cantina with a bunch of Space Nazis. He's a little past grounding at this point.
- Leia: Please promise me that you'll try and win him back. Promise.
- Han Solo: All right. I'll try to win him back.
- Leia: [Holds up insurance papers] Also can you fill out these insurance forms?
- Han Solo: Okay.
- Leia: [Holds up bank account statements] And close out these bank accounts.
- Han Solo: All right.
- Leia: [Hands Han a red shirt from Star Trek] Also wear this red shirt. I really think it screams you.
- Han Solo: It's an Abrams movie. Why not?
- Leia: [Jubilant] Oh, I know you could do it!
- [Expression changes as she hugs Han. Ominous music plays in the background]
- Cinema Snob: [Opening lines; responding to Critic's Chewbacca screams in Harrison Ford's voice] I know your family's waiting.
- [Critic does another Chewbacca scream; louder voice]
- Cinema Snob: I know it's an important day!
- [Critic does another Chewbacca scream]
- Cinema Snob: For god's sakes, use your adult words!
- Nostalgia Critic: [Normal voice] I'm sorry, Cinema Snob. It's just I'm so excited! It's the Star Wars Holiday Sequel. We're totally ret-conning the problems of the last one!
- Cinema Snob: We're not going anywhere unless we outrun that giant slice of pizza!
- Nostalgia Critic: Why don't you just jump to light speed? That's always the answer.
- Cinema Snob: Oh, yeah. Why does it always take me so long to remember that?
- [the Millennium Falcon goes to light speed]
- Rey: [Seeing that Han has a slightly disturbed expression on his face] Are you all right?
- Han Solo: Anyone else getting "You're so dead" vibe just now?
- Finn: Not really.
- Rey: In fact, I'm getting more of a "two more movies" vibe to be honest.
- Finn: Yeah, it's probably just you.
- Han Solo: That's exactly what I'm afraid of.
- Nostalgia Critic: [In regards to the design of Supreme Leader Snoke] Remember that cheap-ass alien from Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? He's your Emperor now!