- Mr. Mellor: Shut your giggle holes and listen up, chumps. I have two announcements to make. First, whoever wrote my phone number in the boy's bathroom, I will find you.
- Dave Kim: [to Adam] I called to ask if his refrigerator was running. It wasn't, and then it got sad.
- Adam Goldberg: It's the only way I can beat my rival, Handsome Ben.
- Emmy Mirsky: There is no rivalry. It's totally one sided.
- Adam Goldberg: Oh, yeah? Watch this. Hey, Handsome Ben.
- Handsome Ben: Hey, Adam. Good luck on Double Dare tomorrow. I hope you get it.
- Adam Goldberg: Stupid jealous Handsome Ben.
- Dave Kim: Looks like you're going to need a new partner for Double Dare.
- Handsome Ben: Yeah. Hey, Amy. Wanna be my partner?
- Amy: Sure! You're so handsome.
- Dave Kim: Dave Kim. Always a bridesmaid.