Galavant (TV Series)

Do the D'DEW (2016)

Karen David: Princess Isabella

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Quotes 

• Isabella : I thought we might discuss terms, avoid unnecessary bloodshed.

  Madalena : Well, I kind of am here for the unnecessary bloodshed.

  Isabella : The rules of war dictate that...

  Madalena : God, you're going to be lame about this, aren't you? Fine. Here are my terms: complete surrender, hand over your castle, your gold, your jewels, your livestock...

  Isabella : I think that's a bit extreme.

  Madalena : Not done. All the men of fighting age will be conscripted into our army. Oh, and I want all the children to put their toys in a pile, then I'm going to light it on fire.

  [giggling] 

  Madalena : Yay! I'm having fun after all!

• [singing] 

  Isabella : I'm smarter, tougher, my biceps are buffer. You're clever? Whatever. I'm clever enough-er.

  Madalena : Except as a kisser. I've heard you're the worst!

  Isabella : I still got the guy.

  Madalena : But I had him first.

  Isabella : That's not all you've had, now, is it? The whole feudal system has paid you a visit!

  Madalena : Yet it's you who's now royally screwed.

  Isabella : You think so, ho?

  Madalena : I know so, prude!

• Jester : [walking through the Valencian camp]  Flag of Truce! Nothing to worry about! Guaranteed safe passage! Super poor form to kill us!

  Isabella : Will you stop it? You're making us look like tools.

  Jester : We *are* tools. Tools that will be used to make the Valencian swords dull with murder!

  [pause] 

  Jester : Sorry. When I'm nervous, my jokes get kind of weird.

• [singing] 

  Madalena : I don't like you!

  Isabella : I really don't like you!

  Madalena , Isabella : You really, really, really, really crossed the line! And soon your castle and your ass'll be mine! I don't like you!

• [rapping] 

  Madalena : I'm thinner, cooler, clearly much crueler. And check out the bling - I'm your kingdom's new ruler!

  Gareth : Boom!

  Madalena : Got a jeweler to pimp out your crown.

  Isabella : The serf may be up, but I'm taking you down.

  Jester : Ooh, yeah!

  Isabella : Enough pleasantry. You're queen presently, but, hon, you're just one of the peasantry! Kosher as bacon and fakin' the funk. You'll just have to deal.

  Madalena : Oh, I'll deal with you, punk!

• [singing] 

  Isabella : It's a dark season, and it's been all along. A grim season - there's no point in pretending!

  Gareth : For some reason, we're still singing this song.

  Madalena : But this time, with a d'doozy of an ending!

  [Madalena's eyes flash bright red] 

  Gareth : What just happened?

  Madalena : What?

  Gareth : I thought...

  Madalena : Oh, look! A squirrel!

• Isabella : I thought we might discuss terms; avoid unnecessary bloodshed.

  Madalena : Well I kind of am here for the unnecessary bloodshed.

  Isabella : The rules of war dictate that...

  Madalena : God, you're going to be lame about this aren't you? Fine. Here are my terms: Complete surrender. Hand over your castle, your gold, your jewels, your livestock...

  Isabella : I think that's a bit extreme.

  Madalena : Not done. All the men of fighting age will be conscripted into our army. Oh and I want all the children to put their toys in a pile then I'm going to light it on fire. Yey, I'm having fun afterall!

• Isabella : We'll be fine. I'm sure we can't defeat the Valencians with my cousin's toy army but terms of surrender are always offered before a battle. Easy peasy pudding and pie.

  Jester : We're gonna pudding and die!