Galavant (TV Series)

The One True King (To Unite Them All) (2016)

Timothy Omundson: King Richard

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Quotes 

• [Richard draws his sword] 

  King Richard : Care to dance?

  Chester Wormwood : Love to!

  King Richard : Excellent!

  Chester Wormwood : Let's be clear, right? When you say "dance," you mean "fight." You don't really wanna dance.

  King Richard : Correct, fight not dance. Sorry, did you wanna dance?

  Chester Wormwood : No! Really - come on, kinda weird!

  King Richard : You know, sorry, this face-off isn't going great. Would you mind terribly if we started over?

  Chester Wormwood : Yeah, sure.

  [Richard re-sheathes his sword, clears his throat and speaks in a booming voice] 

  King Richard : *Well, well, well!* If it isn't the soon-to-be-dead Mr. Wormwood!

  Chester Wormwood : Oh, much better!

• King Richard : You must be the Mr. Wormwood I've heard so much about.

  Wormwood : Oh! King Richard, I presume.

  King Richard : You know, when you presume, you make a pres out of you and me.

  Wormwood : [frowns]  Sorry, what... what does that mean?

  King Richard : Not sure.

• King Richard : Is the Pirate King with you? I love that guy!

  Sid : We couldn't afford him... or the leader of the giants, or Jubilee, or really anyone else recognizable.

• King Richard : [watching a tender moment between Galavant and Isabella]  Someone's daughter is going to get a little whoop-whoop tonight!

  King of Valencia : What the hell is wrong with you?

  King Richard : I honestly have no idea.

• King Richard : You may have killed one dragon but you've awoken another!

• King Richard : You killed my dragon!

  Chester Wormwood : Look, dude, I was there, I know. Don't keep saying it! And it wasn't a *dragon* it was a lizard.

• King Richard : Will my star ever rise? Will my life ever change? Am I destined to be achievement-free forever? I don't need all my dreams to happen. Or a bunch... or even some. Will my day ever come?

• [Richard's lost in thought, singing aloud, and suddenly realizes everyone's staring at him] 

  King Richard : What? I'm singing a duet with my inner child. Oh, like I give a monkey's butt what you think! A zombie army's about to break through that door, we'll be dead in minutes anyway!

• Chester Wormwood : So, any last words?

  King Richard : Just four. I have a dragon!

• King Richard : I have a dragon!

• King Richard : Listen, I need you to take care of Tad Cooper for me.

  Galavant : What?

  King Richard : There's something I need to do.

  Galavant : No, no, no! Hang on, I'm not looking after the lizard.

  King Richard : He's a *dragon*!