- Caroline Channing: I will day drink on a bus, but I refuse to put balls on my head.
- Sophie Kachinsky: And you wonder why you're single.
- Max Black: That's why you're breaking up with me? Because you like me too much? At least have another family in Mexico.
- Randy: [Wearing in only a towel] I would have put clothes on, but Caroline wouldn't let me.
- Sophie Kachinsky: Well,
- [Not taking her eyes off his chest]
- Sophie Kachinsky: that's the smartest thing Caroline's done since I met her.