Donald Trump's The Art of the Deal: The Movie (2016 TV Movie)

Johnny Depp: Donald J. Trump

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Quotes 

• Donald J. Trump : Mr. Gorbatchev, tear down this wall. I can build you a much nicer one.

• Alf Voice : I love you, Donald Trump.

  Donald J. Trump : You know what? You too, Alf. You are the only illegal alien I truly love.

• Donald J. Trump : [to the boy, about his own book]  Did you know that this is the second best selling book of all time? After the Bible which took 12 guys to write and you know what? It is boring, very boring.

• Donald J. Trump : Hi folks, it's me, Donald Trump. You're welcome. Look: If you are not a moronic loser you probably picked on the movie's hidden message which is that life is a series of deals: Big deals, little deals, really, really big deals and the keys of any deals is what? To win. It doesn't even matter what you win as long is you're winning. You just have to fuck the other party in the face as hard as you can. Because the only thing that matters is you. And by you I mean me. So fuck you, fuck foreigners, fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck those transforming robots or whatever they turn into cars, by the way, I came up with the idea first, OK? I called them "Changey-Bots". And let me prehandenbly give another finger to the critics who are gonna hate this movie because they didn't have the balls to make it and because they are not me and because I am the best. And I really, really don't wanna die. But you know what? That's the thing: Cause I wont. Ever.

  [to the side] 

  Donald J. Trump : Cut.

• [yelling at Merv Griffin over the phone] 

  Donald J. Trump : I WANT THE TAJ MAHAL! I WANT THE TAJ MAHAL!

• Donald J. Trump : Busy people are always on the phone, even if there is no one on the other end.

• Donald J. Trump : That, my friend, is what we call The Art of the Deal.

• Donald J. Trump : I want the Taj Mahal. And this is not just a deal for a casino, Merv. This is a deal for my soul.

  Merv Griffin : Sounds like this is your "Rosebud".

  Donald J. Trump : What?

  Merv Griffin : Rosebud. From "Citizen Kane". It's a classic movie about a megalomaniac who runs for office and ends up destroying everyone around him just to regain a piece of his soul that was taken away from him in childhood.

  Donald J. Trump : Why are you saying this? This is like a snooze I'm gonna fall asleep!

• Donald J. Trump : I'm a winner.

• [on the phone with Domino's Pizza] 

  Donald J. Trump : You're supposed to *avoid* the Noid, a-hole!