Mom (TV Series)

Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound Baby (2016)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : What? I'm just going out with my ex and my son for a family outing.

  Bonnie : She said as she applied a slightly whorish shade of lipstick.

  Christy : This is *your* lipstick.

• Bonnie : Look who's got a lady stiffy for her ex.

  Marjorie : Lady stiffy?

  [Jill whispers in her ear] 

  Marjorie : Oh... uck... yeah, it sounds like you do, Christy.

  Christy : What do you think, Wendy?

  Wendy : [sticks her pinkie finger up]  Shwing!

• Bonnie : I went ahead and made dinner.

  Christy : Oh thanks... what kind of dinner is pizza and French fries?

  Bonnie : Candace doesn't allow carbs at her house, so we're lobbying for Roscoe's love.

  Roscoe : She makes me eat sandwiches wrapped in lettuce, I'm sorry, but that's *not* a sandwich.