Mom (TV Series)

Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred-Pound Baby (2016)

Matt Jones: Baxter

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• Christy : Roscoe mentioned that there's tension between you and Candace, and he's feeling it, Baxter.

  Baxter : Yeah, sorry, I got him noise canceling headphones but they *don't* cancel Candace.

• Baxter : So I guess caffeine's the only drug you have left.

  Christy : No, at New Year's Eve I had a cold, so I got to huff a little vapor rub.

  Baxter : We sure had some crazy New Year's Eves.

  Christy : And New Year's Days, checking all the jails and hospitals to find one another.

  Baxter : Yeah, you were always in the last place I looked.

• Baxter : Candace threw a Slimfast at me, even though it's only 190 calories, it still hurt.

  Christy : Oh, she's dieting so her wedding dress will fit, huh?

  Baxter : [laughs]  Yeah that's not gonna happen, not unless she falls in a mine and gets stuck there for a month.

• Roscoe : [splitting a giant sundae]  God I miss sugar.

  Baxter : Me too.

  [to Christy] 

  Baxter : Candace thinks fruit is dessert.

  Roscoe : And sometimes, cheese.

• Baxter : Here's the thing, my boss is watching, so do you mind if we pretend you're interested in buying this car?

  Christy : As long as you don't mind I'm pretending to have enough money *to* buy this car.