Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Lice Things Are Lice (2016)

Samantha Bee: Nurse Liz

Quotes 

• Nurse Liz : Pretty slow today.

  Tina Belcher : Well, a slow day in the nurse's office is a good day, right?

  Nurse Liz : Wrong. Tina, I didn't become a school nurse because no hospital would hire me. Course not. I mean, that was part of it. But I got into nursing to help seriously sick kids, but kids have to do their part and get seriously sick.

  Tina Belcher : I get it. You want your life to be like "Hurt Locker" but nobody's getting hurt by their locker.

  Nurse Liz : Exactly.

• Tina Belcher : [to Nurse Liz]  So... I'm picking up some negative feedback about shaving everyone's hair off. Maybe we send kids home, kick this can down the road a little bit?

  Nurse Liz : No! I'm saving heads by shaving heads! I'll be the school nurse that beat super lice and when I go to my nursing school reunion, I won't even need a name tag though I'll probably wear it anyway if they have one for me, 'cause why not? I don't want to be weird about it!

  Tina Belcher : But...

  Nurse Liz : It's happening, Tina! I'm not gonna be the only freak around here with a shaved head.