Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Lice Things Are Lice (2016)
Dan Mintz: Tina Belcher
Quotes
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Tina Belcher : [When Louise tries to leave the nurse's office] You can't leave, Louise. It's just a bitter pill you have to swallow.
[Louise groans in frustration]
Tina Belcher : But it's not a real pill 'cause that would be medicine and I can't dispense...
Louise Belcher : I know, Tina! You're drunk with lack of power.
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Nurse Liz : Pretty slow today.
Tina Belcher : Well, a slow day in the nurse's office is a good day, right?
Nurse Liz : Wrong. Tina, I didn't become a school nurse because no hospital would hire me. Course not. I mean, that was part of it. But I got into nursing to help seriously sick kids, but kids have to do their part and get seriously sick.
Tina Belcher : I get it. You want your life to be like "Hurt Locker" but nobody's getting hurt by their locker.
Nurse Liz : Exactly.
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Tina Belcher : Hi, Tammy. What's wrong?
Tammy : My nails are gross. Can someone here file them?
Tina Belcher : Um, that's not really what we do.
Tammy : Hmm. Oh, um, it will be when you do it.
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Tammy : Why does everything bad happen to me?
Louise Belcher : It's happening to us, too, Tammy!
Tammy : Well, not really 'cause you're not blonde.
Tina Belcher : Neither are you.
Tammy : You shut up right now! You better shut that down. Shut it up.
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Tina Belcher : [to Nurse Liz] So... I'm picking up some negative feedback about shaving everyone's hair off. Maybe we send kids home, kick this can down the road a little bit?
Nurse Liz : No! I'm saving heads by shaving heads! I'll be the school nurse that beat super lice and when I go to my nursing school reunion, I won't even need a name tag though I'll probably wear it anyway if they have one for me, 'cause why not? I don't want to be weird about it!
Tina Belcher : But...
Nurse Liz : It's happening, Tina! I'm not gonna be the only freak around here with a shaved head.
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Tina Belcher : [after Nurse Liz shaves off her hair and eyebrows] Uh, Nurse Liz, you look like someone who should be lying down under observation.
Gene Belcher : She also looks a little like Michael Chiklis.