Bones (TV Series)

The New Tricks in the Old Dogs (2017)

David Boreanaz: Seeley Booth

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• Seeley Booth : I'm a sniper, you hear me? And snipers they do not fire blanks.

  Temperance Brennan : And in that analogy, my ovaries are what? Target practice?

• Francis Byers : Is this where he died?

  Seeley Booth : No, this is where he went to heaven.

  Temperance Brennan : My husband is euphemistically referring to sex By the sheer quantity...

  Seeley Booth : You're gonna need a new cleaning service.

• Seeley Booth : What is with the breath coming through the back right now? It smells like death warmed over almost like a toxic blast of camel butt.

• Seeley Booth : Go back to the doughnuts, because that smells like monkey ass.

• Temperance Brennan : She and Hodgins are considering having another child, and she asked about us.

  Seeley Booth : Wow. What, you want another one? Why? Our family's perfect the way it is.

  Temperance Brennan : Oh, I completely agree. Which is why I want you to get a vasectomy.

  Seeley Booth : What?

  Temperance Brennan : Vasectomy. It's a surgical procedure where the vas deferens is severed and then tied.

  Seeley Booth : No. No, no, no, no. No severing. No way.

  Temperance Brennan : Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.

  Seeley Booth : All right. Ah, no, no. Not gonna happen.

• Seeley Booth : [Arguing with Bones and Aubrey]  Hey Aubrey, whose site are you on anyways?

  James Aubrey : Hers! Sorry, but in this instance I'm ho's before bro's

  Seeley Booth : What?

  James Aubrey : Now, that did not come out right

  Seeley Booth : No!

• Seeley Booth : Look, all I have to do is ask a few questions, that's all

  Rufus Tucker : You want to question us together?

  Temperance Brennan : Do you have a problem with that?

  Rufus Tucker : Well, Columbo always questions his suspects separately

  Seeley Booth : That's very true! He would separate them, but I'm... that was the actor, look, I'm not Columbo

• Seeley Booth : So, you want me to get you pregnant?

  Temperance Brennan : No! I do not. We will be bagging your sniper and I will stay on the pill. I just I'm not ready to say this is it.

• Seeley Booth : You were with the 720 MP Battalion?

  Red Hudmore : Don't tell me you heard of us.

  Temperance Brennan : I have not

  Seeley Booth : Bones, the 720 was the only battle-tested MP battalion in Vietnam. My pops, my grandfather, he served with them back in the '50s.

  Red Hudmore : Soldiers of the Gauntlet. That's what they called us.

  Seeley Booth : That's right. Soldiers of the Gauntlet. It was an honor to meet you, sir.

• Francis Byers : technically, she has a daughter, but they haven't spoken in years.

  Seeley Booth : Look at her, Bones. She looks like my Grandma Alice. Gram...

• Seeley Booth : Uh, Barbara Baker, can we speak to you for one moment?

  Barbara Baker : I'm 84 and I'm playing bridge. Whatever you need cannot be more important than playing bridge.