Bones (TV Series)
The New Tricks in the Old Dogs (2017)
Emily Deschanel: Temperance Brennan
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Quotes
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Seeley Booth : I'm a sniper, you hear me? And snipers they do not fire blanks.
Temperance Brennan : And in that analogy, my ovaries are what? Target practice?
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Francis Byers : Is this where he died?
Seeley Booth : No, this is where he went to heaven.
Temperance Brennan : My husband is euphemistically referring to sex By the sheer quantity...
Seeley Booth : You're gonna need a new cleaning service.
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Temperance Brennan : She and Hodgins are considering having another child, and she asked about us.
Seeley Booth : Wow. What, you want another one? Why? Our family's perfect the way it is.
Temperance Brennan : Oh, I completely agree. Which is why I want you to get a vasectomy.
Seeley Booth : What?
Temperance Brennan : Vasectomy. It's a surgical procedure where the vas deferens is severed and then tied.
Seeley Booth : No. No, no, no, no. No severing. No way.
Temperance Brennan : Booth, why are you covering yourself? I'm not going to perform the procedure myself, in a car.
Seeley Booth : All right. Ah, no, no. Not gonna happen.
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Seeley Booth : Look, all I have to do is ask a few questions, that's all
Rufus Tucker : You want to question us together?
Temperance Brennan : Do you have a problem with that?
Rufus Tucker : Well, Columbo always questions his suspects separately
Seeley Booth : That's very true! He would separate them, but I'm... that was the actor, look, I'm not Columbo
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Seeley Booth : So, you want me to get you pregnant?
Temperance Brennan : No! I do not. We will be bagging your sniper and I will stay on the pill. I just I'm not ready to say this is it.
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Temperance Brennan : You know, when I think about what I value most - you, Christine, Hank, Parker, even my friendship with Angela, none of it makes any sense. It was not planned.
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Angela Montenegro : [Bones walks in] Oh, hey, honey, I'm almost done. I just feel badly, It's not a very flattering portrait I'm afraid
Temperance Brennan : Yes, I agree. The way you've drawn him, he reminds me of Eddie, the Iron Maiden mascot
Angela Montenegro : Excuse me?
Temperance Brennan : Iron Maiden? Not the torture instrument of historic myth, but the English heavy metal band
Angela Montenegro : You know who Iron Maiden is? You, who thinks Maroon 5 is a color palette?
Temperance Brennan : Yes. I have long been fascinated with Black and Heavy Metal cultures ever since we had the case involving Skalle. "Skalle" incidentally means 'skull' in Norwegian
Angela Montenegro : Yes, I remember that
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Seeley Booth : You were with the 720 MP Battalion?
Red Hudmore : Don't tell me you heard of us.
Temperance Brennan : I have not
Seeley Booth : Bones, the 720 was the only battle-tested MP battalion in Vietnam. My pops, my grandfather, he served with them back in the '50s.
Red Hudmore : Soldiers of the Gauntlet. That's what they called us.
Seeley Booth : That's right. Soldiers of the Gauntlet. It was an honor to meet you, sir.
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Temperance Brennan : I am glad to hear that Hodgins is doing better after his wheelchair incident
Angela Montenegro : Oh, yeah, yeah, that was... that was nothing, just one of the wheels popped right off the axel. Just one of those things
Temperance Brennan : One of those things being you having sex in his wheelchair?
Angela Montenegro : What? How did you... ? Who are you?
Temperance Brennan : Just a forensic scientist at the height of her deductive powers
Angela Montenegro : I have to tell you, it was really awesome! Like, better than it's been in... forever
Temperance Brennan : Glad to hear