- Amy Farrah Fowler: Knock it off or I'll start making W H sounds for words that just have a W.
- Sheldon Cooper: You wouldn't!
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Whatch me.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Go hide.
- Raj Koothrappali: Oh man, when I come out of the closet, I'm going to nail those guys.
- [Penny just looks at him]
- Raj Koothrappali: Yeah, I heard it; shut up.
- Howard Wolowitz: What are you doing here?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: We heard there were some sexy scientists working hard all weekend.
- Penny Hofstadter: Yup, so we brought you some lunch, and we are going to go look for them.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Tuna sandwiches and emasculation, just like my mom used to make.
- Raj Koothrappali: Would you ladies please leave the room for a moment.
- Penny Hofstadter: Why?
- Raj Koothrappali: I need to rub my genitals on their prototype.
- [first lines]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [on computer breaking up] I didn't understand your email.
- Sheldon Cooper: Uh, can you repeat that? You're breaking up
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I didn't understand your email.
- Sheldon Cooper: Ah. I had to get a little creative because the S, R and M keys on my laptop stopped working.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [reading] Deah, Aby, could you plethe dwive be to the twain stowe sub time tobowwow.
- Sheldon Cooper: So, is that a yes?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Sheldon, why don't you get a new computer? You know that one's out of date.
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, but I like this computer.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: The video is failing and the sound is cutting out.
- Sheldon Cooper: D'you- I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: The video is failing and the s... is cutting out.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm sorry, one more time; the sound is cutting out.
- [Amy writes "Video failing & sound cutting out" on a sheet of paper and holds it up to the camera]
- Sheldon Cooper: I can't read that! The video is failing,
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Get a n... co... ter.
- Sheldon Cooper: What?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Get a new c... ter.
- Sheldon Cooper: What?
- [his cell phone rings and he answers it]
- Sheldon Cooper: Hello
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [on phone, yells] Get a new computer!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Since when do you work on weekends?
- Raj Koothrappali: I'm an astrophysicist. The stars don't take a day off.
- Penny Hofstadter: You were home alone and had no-one to play with?
- Raj Koothrappali: Well, the cleaning lady was there, but she doesn't like me.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: You have sporting equipment?
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, oh, un, It's just, it's a golf ball that my brother threw at my head. You can still feel the dent. It's right next to the hockey puck dent.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: OK, why do you have a bin of pinecones?
- Sheldon Cooper: I used to collect them as a child. The spiral of scales open in the Fibonacci sequence. A fact that when you tell your brother gets a golf ball thrown at your head.
- Sheldon Cooper: What good is having a girlfriend if you can't unload your psychological sewage on her?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: That's me, your emotional outhouse.
- [last lines]
- Sheldon Cooper: [to Amy on the computer] You look amazing. I mean, this resolution is remarkable.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I really had to go home for this?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes, but it's like you're right here in the room.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And yet I'm not...
- Sheldon Cooper: I feel like I could reach out and touch you.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And yet you can't.
- Sheldon Cooper: I know!
- Penny Hofstadter: So, how's it going?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Good... slow
- Howard Wolowitz: There's a lot of tedious setup, but once we get through that it should go quicker.
- Penny Hofstadter: Is there anything we can do to help?
- Leonard Hofstadter: You know what? This part isn't that technical, you actually could!
- Penny Hofstadter: Wow, really? Called my bluff, alrighty then.
- Sheldon Cooper: Welcome to my Fortress of Shame.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm sorry, wha- what am I looking at?
- Sheldon Cooper: Basically everything I've ever owned. Um, every book, every t-shirt, every piece of broken electronics, just... all of it.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: All of it?
- Sheldon Cooper: I have a Ziploc bag filled with all my old Ziploc bags.
- Raj Koothrappali: Well, this is kind of anti-climactic.
- Howard Wolowitz: You know what wasn't anti-climactic: the end of the movie. Get this...
- Raj Koothrappali: No spoilers! No spoilers!
- [he covers his ears and steps back into the locker]
- Penny Hofstadter: And he's back in the closet.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm gonna need you to sign a non-disclosure agreement.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, I signed one before we slept together, why not now?