Quotes
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Elizabeth North : [discussing blackmail] I'm in for my fair share.
Cyrus Beene : My fair share $1.
[peels off a single]
President Fitzgerald Grant : *If* we pay him, how do we know he still won't talk?
Abby Whelan : We don't hand over the money until Andrew signs a non-disclosure agreement.
Elizabeth North : Fine. I'm in for $5 million.
David Rosen : You have $5 million dollars?
Elizabeth North : I've been a Republican my whole life.
Abby Whelan : Liv is not paying her kidnapper. David and I don't have any money...
Cyrus Beene : [dryly] You're Democrats.
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[first lines]
Detective : [watching from his car] Looks like she's headed into some kind of medical plaza.
Abby Whelan : [talking to the president in the Oval Office] Lillian Forrester is pregnant, which explains why she hasn't been working out as much in the mornings. And it also explains why she's made three incognito visits to a medical center, which houses, count them, 7 OB/GYN doctors.
President Fitzgerald Grant : You're following her?
Abby Whelan : You made that my job when you started dating her, and now that you've knocked her up...
President Fitzgerald Grant : You're sure about this?
Abby Whelan : Of course I'm sure. You think I would just come in shooting from the hip on something of this magnitude? Move past the denial stage quickly so we can discuss how we're going to...
[her phone bleeps]
Abby Whelan : Oh, hmm.
President Fitzgerald Grant : What?
Abby Whelan : I, uh, false alarm. I was wrong. She's not pregnant.
[her phone bleeps again]
Abby Whelan : It's actually worse... much worse.
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Abby Whelan : I'm a big dog, Liv. The biggest. A White House Monster. I chew them up, I spit them out, I own that place. What's the point of being a monster if you've got no teeth?
