- Spencer Hastings: [big black box tied with bright-red ribbon] It was here when I got back from the Lost Woods. That's when I called everybody.
- Aria Montgomery: Guys, Noel is dead. Jenna is wandering around in the dark. This... can't be real.
- Alison Rollins: Noel's dead, but somebody else is out there.
- Hanna Marin: Out there and just as crazy.
- Aria Montgomery: You think Jenna and Noel were working for somebody else?
- Spencer Hastings: Or Jenna and Noel had a twisted scheme all their own, and we mistakenly assumed that they were A.D.
- Emily Fields: Sara said we were all looking for the same thing.
- Aria Montgomery: What's inside?
- Hanna Marin: We were waiting for you.
- Aria Montgomery: Oh, golly, you didn't have to do that.
- Hanna Marin: [re the ridiculously huge board game] I still say we throw it in the fireplace. Pour some brandy over it and flambé the thing.
- Alison Rollins: Athletic supervisor. That's new. Did they invent that job just for Paige?
- Emily Fields: No, I don't think so.
- Alison Rollins: Did you ask the school to hire her?
- Emily Fields: No. They must have wanted both of us.
- Alison Rollins: [with utmost irony] Lucky for everybody.
- Emily Fields: [sighs] Are you going to be okay tonight?
- Alison Rollins: Depends on what you mean by okay. Pregnant, stalked, broke, alone. If that's okay, then I'm your girl.
- Mona Vanderwaal: [at outdoor café] Are you okay?
- Hanna Marin: [looks up from her work] We're alive.
- [continues sketching dress designs]
- Mona Vanderwaal: Yeah. It's too bad about Noel. Well, no, not really.
- [smiles]
- Veronica Hastings: Honey, what happened?
- Spencer Hastings: Uh, Alison's husband wasn't a real doctor. It turns out that he was a crook, and he took all of her money. Noel Kahn kidnapped Hanna. She got away. Noel Kahn is now dead. Jenna Marshall shot me, probably. Toby and Yvonne were in a car crash. You want a glass of wine?
- Veronica Hastings: I wanna know how you are.
- Spencer Hastings: That would depend a great deal on the next few minutes. Mary Drake.
- Veronica Hastings: Where is she?
- Spencer Hastings: She's temporarily unaccounted for.
- Veronica Hastings: What did she tell you?
- Spencer Hastings: What do you think she told me?
- Veronica Hastings: [yells] Spencer, tell me what she said! Now! Please.
- Spencer Hastings: Sh... she said that you're not my mother. My birth mother, that she is.
- [stunned silence]
- Spencer Hastings: Okay, now would be the time to make a strong statement of denial.
- Veronica Hastings: [yells] Mary Drake is clinically insane!
- Spencer Hastings: [softly] That's not a denial.