- Lorenzo 'Enzo' St. John: Caroline is making you her apparently-famous get-well soup.
- Bonnie Bennett: Aw, that soup is *awful*!
- Alaric Saltzman: No, you can't go. It's too dangerous.
- Caroline Forbes: More for you than me.
- Alaric Saltzman: It would be irresponsible if we both went.
- Caroline Forbes: Okay, then you can stay here, because I cannot read "If You Give A Moose A Muffin" for the millionth time while I know my best friend is in trouble.
- Rayna Cruz: I'm ready to be done on this earth. I wanna see my father again. I wanna know love again.
- [sighs]
- Rayna Cruz: That's what I get out of it. Peace
- Penny Ares: [she surprised him while he was busy with laptop] What were you looking at?
- Matt Donovan: Nothing.
- Penny Ares: "Baseball score" nothing? Or "porn" nothing?
- [hands on hips]
- Penny Ares: That was a pretty sketchy quick-close.
- Matt Donovan: It's not important.
- Penny Ares: I was kidding
- [comes closer]
- Penny Ares: But now I'm kind of intrigued. Come on, show me.
- Matt Donovan: Go away.
- Penny Ares: [chuckles] Is it, like, weird and freaky? I think we've reached the point where we can be open and honest about our browser histories. Let's see...
- [yelps as he playfully tries to stop her]
- Penny Ares: What kind of freaky stuff you're into.
- [looks at screen]
- Penny Ares: "Top ten ways... to propose to her."
- Matt Donovan: [nods, smiles] Pretty sure this isn't gonna make the list.
- Penny Ares: [closes laptop] Yes.
- Matt Donovan: [shakes his head] You haven't even given me a chance to ask.
- Penny Ares: I said yes.
- Matt Donovan: [smiles happily] Okay... Uh, all right, I guess the only surprise is if...
- [produces the ring]
- Matt Donovan: to see if I've got the size right.
- Caroline Forbes: [re Stefan] I didn't have anything to say to him then, and I don't have anything to say about him now.
- Caroline Forbes: What are we supposed to tell the teachers? "Sorry, Miss Patty, we missed rehearsal because we were out slaughtering vampires?"