Cliff Richard & The Young Ones: Living Doll (1986 Music Video)

Rik Mayall: Rick

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• [first lines] 

  Rick : Hey, kids! It doesn't matter what you are, punks, skins, rastas, mod rockers, Keith Chegwin even. Everybody everywhere, stop snogging and pay attention to me! 'Cos if you're a wild-eyed loner at the gates of oblivion, then hitch a ride with us, 'cos we're riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home! So put on your dancing trousers and get down to the total and utter king of rock and roll, Cliff Richard!

• Rick : Take a look at her hair, it's real!

  Neil : If you don't believe what I say...

  Mike : Just feel.

  Vyvyan : GONNA LOCK HER UP IN A TRUNK!

  [Vyvyan's loud voice makes Cliff Richard flinch as he hears it through his headphones] 

  Mike : So no big hunk...

  Cliff Richard : [singing]  Can steal her away from me.

• Rick : I still feel that locking girls in trunks is politically unsound.

  Mike : It's only a song, Rick.

  Neil : Well, I feel sorry for the elephant.