Chris Scott: Self

Quotes 

• Johnny Carson : Why did you decide you wanted this boat?

  Chris Scott : Uh, I've always wanted one. And, uh...

  Johnny Carson : Well, most of us want a boat; we usually - we try to buy one that's already on top of the water... thinking we have a better shot at it. Why, uh...

  Chris Scott : Well, on top of the water, they're more expensive.