- Emperor of Lilliput: Good plans, boys, but I don't think we should actually murder him. You were so keen on killing Mother last year and now I miss her dreadfully. You're both too impulsive!
- General Limtoc: Yesterday we gave him enough to feed a regiment for a week. Now he says he's hungry again!
- Lady-in-Waiting: I was wondering if the little gentleman might be for sale.
- Farmer Grultrud: No disrespect, my lady, but no amount of money is going to part the two of us.
- Lady-in-Waiting: I have here five hundred pieces of gold.
- Farmer Grultrud: Do you want to take him tonight?
- Admiral Bolgolam: This is an outrage! He made water in the royal grounds! It's a treasonable offence!
- Emperor of Lilliput: But he saved the Empress' life!
- General Limtoc: At what cost? Our stepmother may never go out in public again, convinced that she's the laughing stock of Lilliput!
- Emperor of Lilliput: But she's not that...
- [to Clustril]
- Emperor of Lilliput: Is she?
- [Clustril sniggers]
- Drunlo: Don't despair, son. You remember when we were walking down here, it was the middle of winter, never thought we'd find anything. And then... we found a treasure.
- Clustril: We found one boot. With a hole in it!
- Drunlo: Well, you never know. Today we might look down and find the matching boot.
- Clustril: That was five years ago, Dad!
- Lemuel Gulliver: I'd like to leave you a gift. My ring.
- Clustril: Oh, marvellous! What do I want your ring for, eh? I can't wear it, can I? It's... it's...
- Lemuel Gulliver: It's gold.
- Clustril: [takes it in awe] I'm rich! You always treated me good! You was always my friend! Dad, I'm rich!
- Drunlo: Never mind that, son, never mind that. I think I found... the other boot!
- Queen of Brobdingnag: The history of your country seems to consist of nothing more than a squalid string of conspiracies, rebellions, revolutions, murders and massacres. Every judgment seems to be motivated by greed, by malice, hypocrisy, hatred, envy, lust and madness!
- Lemuel Gulliver: Perhaps I explained badly.
- Queen of Brobdingnag: You have proved that ignorance, idleness and vice are the only qualifications for public office and that your laws are made by those whose only interest is in perverting them. I can only conclude that your people are the most pernicious race of odious little vermin that ever nature suffered to crawl upon the face of the Earth!