Sweet/Vicious (TV Series)

Pure Heroine (2017)

Taylor Dearden: Ophelia Mayer

Quotes 

• Ophelia Mayer : Oh, have you checked Kennedy's tweets?

  Jules Thomas : I don't check Twitter.

  Ophelia Mayer : You were her goddess on goddess Tuesday two weeks ago. I really wanna be chosen, but, you know, I don't want to ask.

• Ophelia Mayer : Look, the MVP ceremony is next week. Do you really want to see that kid get up there and accept an award in front of the entire school? You can't avoid the elephant rapist in the room. Yeah, no, that... that sounds like Nate rapes elephants. But he is a rapist who's also the elephant in the room. He's not an elephant rapist.

• Evan : I was actually headed out. I have a thing.

  Ophelia Mayer : Oh, yeah. Finally getting that upper tramp stamp removed?

  Evan : Come on, man, you know peace is important, and so is not making permanent decisions about body art when you're blackout drunk and mad at your mom.

• Harris James : I wanna help.

  Ophelia Mayer : Are you are you serious?

  Harris James : Yeah, but I'm not wearing that crazy mask, though. I'm too sophisticated for that ninja shit. I want to be your Charlie.

  Ophelia Mayer : Okay, well, that's super sexist that your only reference is "Charlie's Angels," but I'll let it slide. Well, that, and also, I mean, come on. You wouldn't be Charlie. You're Bosley. You're 100% Bosley.

  Harris James : I am *not* Bosley. I *am* Charlie.

  Ophelia Mayer : You're not.

  Harris James : I am!

  Ophelia Mayer : You're not.

  Harris James : [Walk away]  I am definitely Charlie.

  Ophelia Mayer : Heard that. No, you're not.

  Harris James : I am!

  Ophelia Mayer : Okay, Bosley.