- Brady Teller: [to Jules and Ophelia disguised as vigilantes] You're not sweet, you're vicious! You're psychos!
- Harris James: We're going to the Bacchanal, and you can win Jules back.
- Tyler Finn: Yeah?
- Harris James: Yeah.
- Tyler Finn: Yeah. I'll just I'll tell her how I feel.
- Harris James: With your body on the dance floor.
- Tyler Finn: ...Or with words in a quiet hallway.
- Brady Teller: What is this?
- Officer Barton: It was my mom's I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up button to use in case of emergencies, but then she started pressing it whenever she wanted me to massage her feet, so now it's yours.
- Jules Thomas: How'd you know where I was?
- Kennedy: Freshman year you used to sleep here when your roommate put a sock on the door.
- Jules Thomas: She sucked. It was always one of my socks.