- [musical recap]
- Choral Singers: Previously in my life...
- Jonathan Coulton: [sing-along subtitles] I woke up late and had a smoothie like I always do. / I watched an episode... / then wrote a recap song for you. / Some space bugs crawled inside my ears... / and made my head explode and now I'm dead. / Kevin comes to get Rochelle. / She fights back and gives him hell... / with a turkey leg that's in her freezer door. / They tie him up and make him talk. / Let him go and watch him walk... / to secret room SRB-54.
- Jonathan Coulton: [parenthetically] Everybody.
- Jonathan Coulton: [in double time] Part of the committee / looking into all the head exploding / gets a briefing that / it isn't Syrians at all. / The witnesses are fake / and Luke decides if he should leak it / tells his sister and his Dad / so they can help him make the call.
- Jonathan Coulton: [in normal time] Complicated love and hate... / Between the King and Queen. / The way they get it on's... / the most disgusting thing... / I've ever seen.