David Steinberg: Self

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• David Steinberg : She is Italian, and my family are Russian Orthodox Jewish Canadians.

  Johnny Carson : Sounds like a good match.

  David Steinberg : And, and as - I don't know if you remember, but I told you that gentiles, to my father, were people - although intelligent... they sell their children for whiskey.

• David Steinberg : On the other side of the family, we have the Italians - my in-laws - and the Italians, for a living, um... in my family, buy restaurants and set fire to them.