- Johnny Carson: [on the president's overseas trip] Reagan's plan, as I understand it, is to visit those cities destroyed by the Americans. And the Japanese plan is to reciprocate by visiting Detroit.
- David Steinberg: She is Italian, and my family are Russian Orthodox Jewish Canadians.
- Johnny Carson: Sounds like a good match.
- David Steinberg: And, and as - I don't know if you remember, but I told you that gentiles, to my father, were people - although intelligent... they sell their children for whiskey.
- David Steinberg: On the other side of the family, we have the Italians - my in-laws - and the Italians, for a living, um... in my family, buy restaurants and set fire to them.