- Felix Unger: Get out, get out, get out! Be gone, you foul temptress!
- Natasha: What is wrong with you? You're crazy!
- [beats Felix repeatedly with a throw pillow]
- Natasha: Dude, I was ready to leave two days ago, but you asked me to stay for breakfast. You told me to take a bath and lay out on the balcony! I gave you a Jacksonville jiggler, which, you know, puts a lot of strain on my lower back. I have never been so happy to leave and go back to my boyfriend.
- [storms out]
- Felix Unger: [to himself] I did it. She's gone! Felix, you old heartbreaker.