Mom (TV Series)
Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie (2016)
Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett
Quotes
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Bonnie : When I was pregnant with this one, one of my friends thought it was a bad idea, I came *this* close to having an abortion.
Christy : WHAT?
Bonnie : I told you.
Christy : UH-UH, DID NOT, I would've remembered!
Bonnie : Calm down, it's not like I did it.
Christy : Who, who is this woman?
Bonnie : Relax, you don't know her, because I never talked to her again after that, which is my point what could happen with you and Jill.
Christy : In one breath you tell me that you almost had me aborted and now you tell me I might've lost my best friend, what kind of pep talk is this?
Bonnie : Oh my God, you get mad at me when I pay attention and you get mad at me when I don't pay attention.
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Bonnie : Cheese and crackers, would you look what they're paying for sperm?
Jill Kendall : Yeah, back in college I was up to my eyeballs in this stuff, now I have to sign a check for it.