- Uncle Wally: Oh, Hello! Welcome to SESAME STREET!
- [to Wolfgang]
- Uncle Wally: WOLFGANG, STOP THAT BARKING!
- Big Bird: You said it, Uncle Wally!
- Telly Monster: WHAT DO YOU WANT, WOLFGANG?
- Uncle Wally: Uh, Big Bird. Wolfgang can't talk. It's only us we have to try to figure out.
- Mr. Handford: What's going on here?
- Big Bird: We are trying to figure out why Wolfgang won't stop barking.
- Uncle Wally: What is he barking at?
- Mr. Handford: Oh, I bet you. I know why. Do you see the sign that window? It reads "Today's Special: FISH"
- Telly Monster: Is that what Wolfgang is Barking at?
- Big Bird: I believe so. He has been waiting for you to open the store. So, He can get his fish.
- Telly Monster: That's was I was thinking of.
- Uncle Wally: Well, Wolfgang, Your problem is solved!
- Mr. Handford: [Chuckles] Oh, no. They are not!
- Telly Monster: They are not? But why not?
- Mr. Handford: Because, That sign was yesterday's sign. I forgot to take it down.
- Uncle Wally: Then if it's not fish. What is today's special?
- Mr. Handford: Today's special is turkey!
- Uncle Wally: That's today's special?
- Big Bird: You mean there is no fish?
- Mr. Handford: Nope.
- Telly Monster: Aww, That makes Wolfgang so sad
- [Wolfgang howls in disappointment]
- Telly Monster: .