- Barry Goldberg: [Pinned under a golf cart] I'm good!
- Adam Goldberg: Oh, God!
- Barry Goldberg: I'm good!
- Adam Goldberg: You just gor run over by a golf cart!
- Barry Goldberg: I'm good!
- Adam Goldberg: Why do you keep saying you're good? There's no way you're good! I'm going to get Erica!
- Barry Goldberg: No! I'm the Erica now! Listen closely... Go get Erica! There's a golf car on me!
- Adam Goldberg: I thought you said you were good!
- Barry Goldberg: Go get her!
- Beverly Goldberg: You used to ride a bike, see plays and go to museums. What happened to the man I married?
- Erica Goldberg: Dad rode a bike?
- Adam Goldberg: Ha! That must have looked nuts!
- Barry Goldberg: That's like Charles Barkley jockeying a horse. I can't even imagine that.
- Adam Goldberg: [after sinking a golf cart] We should call Erica.
- Barry Goldberg: You heard what she said. She doesn't want anything to do with our awesome hijinks.
- Adam Goldberg: I think this is more of a... felony.
- Barry Goldberg: We should run.
- Beverly Goldberg: [Murray's gone overboard with the couponing] This can says 'Meat'. There are no other descriptive words!