Powerless (TV Series)
Emergency Punch-Up (2017)
Danny Pudi: Teddy
Quotes
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[first lines]
Teddy : Oh, you're watching "The Making of a Supervillain"? I finished that last night.
Ron : Well, do not tell me how it ends, but I think he's innocent.
Teddy : Seriously? His name is Dr. Psycho.
Ron : Yeah, but his original name was *Psychowitz*. They forced him to change it on Ellis Island.
Wendy : The real villain is the criminal justice system.
Ron : Go on, girl!
Teddy : Idiots. He tied Wonder Woman to a rocket ship.
Ron : Oh, the D.A. said he tied her to a rocket ship, but if that's the case, where's the rope, Teddy? Where's the rope?
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Emily Locke : I hope everyone used my checklist of what to bring.
Teddy : I did! Oh, crap, I forgot my positive attitude.
Emily Locke : Lucky for you, I brought enough for everybody.
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Teddy : Why did you put Dorothy in our group? Okay, you know she's not gonna be an asset in the tug-of-war, I'll tell you that right now.
Emily Locke : My job is to look out for everybody.
Van Wayne : Oh, uh-uh, Dorothy can ride in my chopper. I mean, she's so old, maybe I'll just drop her off in heaven.
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[ominous alarm sounds]
Ron : Which alarm is that? Zombie virus?
Jackie : Alien invasion? Giant spider robots from another dimension where the Nazis won?
Teddy : No, that one goes "Ee-you-ee-you-ee-you".
Emily Locke : [looking through the office's disaster manual] No, it's a gas attack.
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Emily Locke : Okay, hold on, hold on, I can fix this. Now there's no reason we can't have fun and bond here. You know, I've got my karaoke machine and...
Wendy , Teddy , Jackie , Ron : No!
Emily Locke : So that's a maybe on the karaoke.
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Emily Locke : And to pass the time, I have a bunch of fun games. It'll be just like we're at the retreat.
Wendy : So there's kayaking?
Emily Locke : Well, no.
Ron : Parasailing?
Emily Locke : No.
Van Wayne : Wakeboarding?
Emily Locke : No, and before anyone asks another one, we are trapped in the office the limitations of which you are very familiar.
Teddy : Whitewater rafting?
Emily Locke : Shut up, Teddy.
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[last lines]
Teddy : You know, we're thinking about to going to karaoke tonight. Do you want...
Emily Locke : I'm in! I love karaoke.
Teddy : We figured.
Emily Locke : Can we sing Kelly Clarkson?
Ron : Mm-hmm.