- Son Goku: Hey, guys... be real with me. Is this the worst, or what?
- Piccolo: Frankly, at this point, I wish we could open up the Dead Zone and bring back Garlic Jr.
- Trunks: I can't believe I'm saying it... but I'll take some more androids, please.
- Vegeta: And I'd rather get kicked in the dick a thousand more times, than hear that idiot scream Kakarot's name again.
- Gohan: I'd even take Turles, and he was just an evil version of my dad.
- Vegeta: Wait, that guy with the tree? Is he alive?
- Son Goku: Not any more... also that Wheelo guy, he was nice...
- Gohan: Oh, yeah, too bad he died of brain cancer...
- [later, at the end of the film]
- Piccolo: I'm just throwing this out there... but nobody brought up Lord Slug, and I feel that's kind of racist...
- Vegeta: You've been ignoring someone this whole time.
- Broly: ...Broly's wife?
- Trunks: Well, technically, I was the one who killed Frieza...
- Broly: That's hot.
- Vegeta: No, you mouth-breather! You have been ignoring your king!
- Broly: What is a king, to a god?
- Vegeta: And what is a god, to a NON-BELIEVER?
- [Vegeta goes Super Saiyan, but Broly decks him]
- Broly: Do you believe now?
- Piccolo: What the fuck are you doing back here?
- Vegeta: I don't know what's going on anymore... he's so cool, but he's so goddamn dumb...
- Piccolo: [grabs Vegeta] Okay, Vegeta, while you're having this crisis, we're out there getting beaten to a bloody paste!
- Vegeta: But you don't understand! The legendary Super Saiyan is motivated by a crying infant! He is a literal giant fucking baby!
- Piccolo: So, kind of like what you're being right now?
- Vegeta: You're just mad you're not the legendary Super Namekian.
- Piccolo: [drops him] All right, fine Vegeta.
- Paragus: Broly, be a good boy and show your father the love he has shown you!
- [Broly crushes his father]