- Nostalgia Critic: They're watching a sled race led by a dog named Steele, who is so mean that literally every frame is determined to convince you he's pure evil!
- Steele: [to Balto] Get out of here, wolf-dog. You'd better get back to your
- [Spits]
- Steele: pack.
- [to Jenna]
- Steele: Well, maybe your taste runs more toward... wolf.
- [Carrying sausages in his mouth]
- Steele: Jenna, join me for dinner.
- Nostalgia Critic: I've never seen a bad guy where, every second, he's moving in some sort of obviously diabolical manner.
- Boris: Not a dog, not a wolf. All he knows is what he is not.
- Nostalgia Critic: Wow, that was actually pretty heavy. How are you gonna follow something as complex as that up?
- [the next scene shows Balto looking forlornly at a squeaky toy of a cat rolling by him. The Critic looks slightly stunned]
- Nostalgia Critic: So that just happened.
- Steele: I'm gonna fold you five ways... and leave you for a cat toy!
- Nostalgia Critic: [as Steele] Then you'll be a part of awkward punchlines like this!
- [the clip with the squeaky cat toy plays]
- Nostalgia Critic: SHAAAAME!
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh, and there's also these... I think polar bears, though they look more like Moogles if they ate Chien-Po.
- Nostalgia Critic: Is this like when Pluto's on a leash but Goofy can walk around? We just don't question it?
- Nostalgia Critic: It looks like the sled is missing in the storms. Well, okay. I'm sure a slight delay won't be a major issue...
- [child sized coffins are built]
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh, GOD! Shit's gettin' real, man! I'm just assuming the other coffins are for Tiny Tim, Little Matchgirl and Fullmetal Alchemist spoiler
- [Nina Tucker]
- Nostalgia Critic: ! Don't act like that can't happen! There's dogs in this world.