The Orville (TV Series)
About a Girl (2017)
Seth MacFarlane: Capt. Ed Mercer
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Quotes
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Alara Kitan : [explosion outside shuttle] Oh my god, they're under attack!
Kelly Grayson : Alara, those are testing zones.
Alara Kitan : What are you talking about?
Ed Mercer : Malcas's primary industry is weapons manufacturing, so they're a little fast and loose with their research and development.
John LaMarr : They test explosives wherever the hell they want.
Gordon Malloy : [another explosion] Oh, frack!
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Lt. Cmdr. Bortus : It is customary to respond with a fitting passage of literature from ones own planet.
Cmdr. Kelly Grayson : I'm a survivor. I'm not gon' give up. I'm not gon' stop. I'm gon' work harder.
Lt. Cmdr. Bortus : Those are words of great power, who wrote them?
Captain Ed Mercer : I think it was actually about 15 different people.
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Captain Vorak : You are, Very fragile Captain Mercer, are you aware of this?
Ed Mercer : There is an Anti-bullying law named after me, Yes I'm aware of it.
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Advocate Kagus : Captain Mercer, tell me about your penis.
Ed Mercer : Ah, did I miss a segue of some kind here?
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Ed Mercer : Dude, you have been a colossal dick all day - shut the hell up.
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Kelly Grayson : We have Monopoly, you can be The Car.
Ed Mercer : Oh Kel, I'm always The Car.
Kelly Grayson : Yes, but maybe this once, since he's our guest.
Ed Mercer : You can be The Thimble
