- Lyle Munchak: Well... my name is Lyle Munchak.
- Mr. Desk: And?
- Lyle Munchak: I like math and science class.
- Quincy Simpleton: Look at how geeky he is.
- Bernice Plutz: He's so clumsy.
- Student: He's short, and stumpy, and his nickname is The Stump! Hehahaha!