School of Rock (TV Series)

Love Is a Battlefield (2018)

Tony Cavalero: Dewey Finn

Quotes 

• Summer Hathaway , Freddy Huerta , Dewey Finn : You got tickets to Hamilton?

  Tomika : No, I'm writing my own Hamilton.

• Dewey Finn : I'm on fire! I'm on fire! Water! I need water!

• Dewey Finn : Wow. You like Summer? That's big news.

  Freddy Huerta : But, you can't tell anybody about this, Mr. Finn.

  Dewey Finn : Of course not.

• [With a magnifying glass, Mr. Finn examines a document that Lawrence and Zack found in the secret compartment of the chest that contained all the props and costumes of the school play of the Alamo] 

  Lawrence Dooley : What do you think, Mr. Finn?

  Dewey Finn : It's pretty faded. But if I'm not mistaken, this is a signature. This is signed by General Santa Anna!

• [to Freddy] 

  Dewey Finn : Been there. Got past it.

• Zack Kwan : But Mr. Finn, that's turtle water.

  Dewey Finn : I don't care!

• Lawrence Dooley : The leader of the Mexican army?

  Dewey Finn : Mm-hm.

  Zack Kwan : How can you know for sure?

  Dewey Finn : Trust me. I know.

  Lawrence Dooley : I can see the headlines now. Two Student Historians Find Big Deal Document.

  Zack Kwan : Girls Kicking Themselves They Weren't Interested Earlier.

  [Both Lawrence and Zack fist bump each other] 

  Dewey Finn : I can't make out the rest. But you know who can help? My buddy, Squirly Greg. He's a document specialist.

• Dewey Finn : Ooh, I love a little kick.

• [to both Lawrence and Zack after gently placing the turtle out of the turtle bowl, drinking the turtle water, coughing, burping, gently placing the turtle back into the turtle bowl, and gently patting the turtle's shell] 

  Dewey Finn : Maybe dial the spice back just a hair.

  [Both Lawrence and Zack nod in agreement] 

• [Mr. Finn enters the classroom, where Lawrence is sitting at Summer's desk and Zack is sitting at Tomika's desk] 

  Dewey Finn : Hola, brochachos. Squirly Greg translated the letter.

  Zack Kwan : Is it a declaration of war?

  Lawrence Dooley : Battle plans?

  Dewey Finn : No. Better.

  [pause] 

  Dewey Finn : It's Santa Anna's secret, wait for it.

  [pause] 

  Dewey Finn : Family recipe for guacamole!

  [Zack and Lawrence both stand up in shock] 

  Zack Kwan : How is that better?

  Lawrence Dooley : I hate you right now.

  Dewey Finn : Guys, most people only get to read about history. You get to dip a chip in it, chew it up, swallow it, digest it...

  Zack Kwan , Lawrence Dooley : Ok, ok, ok.

  Lawrence Dooley : So, we'll be bringing history through food? I guess that's cool.

  Zack Kwan : We can sell this at the musical.

  Lawrence Dooley : Ladies love the guac.

  Dewey Finn : There's one possible snag. Squirly Greg couldn't figure out one ingredient. All he knew is that it started with the letter C.

  Lawrence Dooley : We have to find that ingredient. Let's get every food that starts with C and meet back here at four-thirty. Cool? For history!

  Zack Kwan : For glory!

  Dewey Finn : Four-thirty!

  Dewey Finn , Zack Kwan , Lawrence Dooley : Guacamole!