"School of Rock" Love Is a Battlefield (TV Episode 2018) Poster

Lance Lim: Zack Kwan

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  • Lawrence Dooley , Zack Kwan : You saw Hamilton?

    Tomika : No. It's sold out forever.

  • [Both Zack and Lawrence are selling the guacamole at the musical production of Rock Alamo] 

    Zack Kwan : Super old guacamole here!

    Lawrence Dooley : Taste the bloodiest battle in Texas history!

  • [Whispering to Lawrence, about Gary] 

    Zack Kwan : For a guy who is sworn to silence, he's very chatty.

    [Lawrence nods in agreement] 

  • Zack Kwan : But Mr. Finn, that's turtle water.

    Dewey Finn : I don't care!

  • Lawrence Dooley : The leader of the Mexican army?

    Dewey Finn : Mm-hm.

    Zack Kwan : How can you know for sure?

    Dewey Finn : Trust me. I know.

    Lawrence Dooley : I can see the headlines now. Two Student Historians Find Big Deal Document.

    Zack Kwan : Girls Kicking Themselves They Weren't Interested Earlier.

    [Both Lawrence and Zack fist bump each other] 

    Dewey Finn : I can't make out the rest. But you know who can help? My buddy, Squirly Greg. He's a document specialist.

  • [Tomika, Lawrence, and Zack go through the chest that contains the props and costumes of the school play of the Alamo] 

    Lawrence Dooley : Whoa, there's something weird about this lid.

    [Lawrence knocks on the inside of the lid, making a hollow sound] 

    Zack Kwan : It's a secret compartment.

    [Lawrence gasps, opens it, takes out the piece of paper that is inside, and unfolds it] 

    Lawrence Dooley : This is ancient. Like before nineteen eighty. There's some kind of writing here, but it's too faded to read.

    Zack Kwan : Well...

    [Zack gently takes the piece of paper from Lawrence] 

    Zack Kwan : I don't think this is a prop at all. This thing looks real. It could be a huge discovery.

  • [Mr. Finn enters the classroom, where Lawrence is sitting at Summer's desk and Zack is sitting at Tomika's desk] 

    Dewey Finn : Hola, brochachos. Squirly Greg translated the letter.

    Zack Kwan : Is it a declaration of war?

    Lawrence Dooley : Battle plans?

    Dewey Finn : No. Better.

    [pause] 

    Dewey Finn : It's Santa Anna's secret, wait for it.

    [pause] 

    Dewey Finn : Family recipe for guacamole!

    [Zack and Lawrence both stand up in shock] 

    Zack Kwan : How is that better?

    Lawrence Dooley : I hate you right now.

    Dewey Finn : Guys, most people only get to read about history. You get to dip a chip in it, chew it up, swallow it, digest it...

    Zack Kwan , Lawrence Dooley : Ok, ok, ok.

    Lawrence Dooley : So, we'll be bringing history through food? I guess that's cool.

    Zack Kwan : We can sell this at the musical.

    Lawrence Dooley : Ladies love the guac.

    Dewey Finn : There's one possible snag. Squirly Greg couldn't figure out one ingredient. All he knew is that it started with the letter C.

    Lawrence Dooley : We have to find that ingredient. Let's get every food that starts with C and meet back here at four-thirty. Cool? For history!

    Zack Kwan : For glory!

    Dewey Finn : Four-thirty!

    Dewey Finn , Zack Kwan , Lawrence Dooley : Guacamole!

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