- Triple H: What do you want, Foley? What do you want?
- Commissioner Mick Foley: Listen, I know you guys were going through a lot of stress on Monday, but, Stephanie, you walked out on the match, and I've got no choice but to fine you.
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Mick, that was personal.
- Commissioner Mick Foley: It won't be much, but if it happens again, I'm going to have to strip you of your women's championship, because after all, you *are* the WWF women's champion, and there are certain examples you have to set.
- Triple H: This is a joke, Foley.
- Commissioner Mick Foley: King Kurt, come on in.
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Oh, hey, Kurt.
- Triple H: Wait a second. Get away from my wife.
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Hunter.
- Triple H: You understand me?
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Relax.
- Kurt Angle: Whoa, we're just friends.
- Triple H: Friends my ass.
- Commissioner Mick Foley: Hey, hey, Hunter, Hunter, I invited him here. But I happen to know for a fact that Stephanie and Kurt are more than just friends.
- Triple H: What?
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: No, we're not.
- Kurt Angle: No, we're not.
- Triple H: Tell me about this. Tell me, come on.
- Commissioner Mick Foley: They're tag-team partners tonight, with you, right here in Birmingham, Alabama.
- [the crowd in the arena cheers]
- Commissioner Mick Foley: In a six-person tag team match with no disqualifications, and the three of you will take on Lita...
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: No.
- Commissioner Mick Foley: ...and those damn Dudleys.
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: Mick, you can't do this.
- Commissioner Mick Foley: Oh, I can.
- Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley: No, you can't.
- Commissioner Mick Foley: And you know why? Because I have this.
- [taking out his gavel]
- Commissioner Mick Foley: And that makes my decisions...
- [hammering it]
- Commissioner Mick Foley: FINAL!